Feed Me Your Love Greeting Card

• 5" x 7" greeting card — a bold, display-worthy size for spooky love notes, gifts, and keepsakes.
• Little Shop-inspired design featuring a nervous Seymour-style character holding a medium Audrey II-inspired plant with hearts.
• Playful “Feed Me Your Love” text gives classic horror musical energy a creepy-cute Valentine twist.
• Blank inside so you can write your own romantic, funny, dramatic, or deliciously strange message.
• Full-color glossy front and back gives the artwork a vibrant, polished, gift-ready finish.
• Plain unglossed interior makes handwriting smooth and easy with pencil or pen.
• Includes a sealable envelope so it is ready to mail, hand-deliver, or tuck into a spooky gift package.
• Perfect for horror Valentines who love monster plants, cult musicals, dark humor, and weird romance.
• Great for Valentine’s Day, Halloween, anniversaries, birthdays, or “just because” notes with bite.
• Cute enough to frame as horror room decor, desk art, plant shelf decor, or creepy-cute collector stationery.

Love grows in strange places. Sometimes it blooms in a flower shop. Sometimes it has teeth.

The Feed Me Your Love LSOH Greeting Card is a creepy-cute 5" x 7" horror Valentine card inspired by cult musical monster-plant chaos, nervous romance, and the kind of love that probably needs watering after midnight. Featuring a Seymour-inspired character smiling nervously while holding a medium Audrey II-inspired plant, surrounded by hearts and the phrase “feed me your love,” this card is sweet, weird, funny, and just a little hungry.

It is made for the horror fan who wants romance with personality. Not basic roses. Not boring hearts. This is a love note for the person who likes creature features, dark comedy, strange plants, spooky musicals, and gifts that feel handmade for their weird little heart. Whether you are giving it to your partner, your goth crush, your horror-loving best friend, or someone who knows that love can be adorable and dangerous at the same time, this card delivers the perfect mix of cute and carnivorous.

The front and back are printed in full color with a glossy finish, giving the artwork a bright, polished look that feels gift-ready and collectible. The inside is plain and unglossed, making it easy to write your own custom message with pencil or pen. Keep it romantic, make it funny, write something dramatic, or go full campy horror chaos—the blank interior lets your message grow wild.

Each card measures 5" x 7" and comes with a sealable envelope, so it is ready to mail, hand-deliver, tuck into a Valentine package, add to a Halloween basket, or pair with a plant-themed gift. It also makes a cute display piece for horror shelves, desks, plant corners, gallery walls, and spooky stationery collections.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Halloween, anniversaries, birthdays, horror convention gifts, spooky baskets, or everyday love notes, the Feed Me Your Love Greeting Card is made for monster lovers, plant parents, goth romantics, and anyone who believes the best love stories come with a warning label.

Send a love note with teeth. Add the Feed Me Your Love LSOH Greeting Card to your cart and let your spooky sweetheart know your affection is fully grown.