Captain Myers Sticker

• Premium 3" Vinyl Construction – Thick, high-quality material built for daily wear and display.
• Waterproof & Scratch Resistant – Survives rain, spills, and the harsh vacuum of space.
• Iconic Horror Sci-Fi Mashup – A deep-cut parody design true fans instantly recognize.
• High-Resolution Print Detail – Crisp lines and bold contrast for maximum visual impact.
• Perfect Everyday Size – Ideal for laptops, water bottles, phone cases, notebooks, and consoles.
• Strong Peel-and-Stick Adhesive – Smooth application that stays locked in place.
• Conversation Starter Energy – Subtle insider reference that horror nerds love.
• Collector-Worthy Piece – Designed for slasher fans, sci-fi lovers, and parody collectors.
• Weatherproof Durability – Safe for indoor or outdoor use without fading.
• Limited Cult Appeal – Not your average horror sticker — made for the real ones.

Space… the final slashing ground.

Somewhere between deep space and a quiet suburban street, legends collide. The Captain Myers 3" Vinyl Sticker is pure cult mashup chaos — where cold, silent horror meets bold vintage sci-fi energy.

If you caught the reference immediately… congratulations. You’re exactly who this was made for.

This design taps into that perfect niche where horror purists, parody lovers, and retro sci-fi fans overlap. It’s playful without being cheap. Nostalgic without feeling dated. And just unhinged enough to earn approving nods from fellow genre obsessives.

Printed on premium waterproof vinyl, this 3-inch sticker is built for real-world durability. The scratch-resistant coating protects the artwork from everyday friction, while the weatherproof material keeps colors bold through spills, rain, and heavy rotation on your gear.

Translation: it looks just as sharp months from now.

Application is effortless. Peel, place, smooth — done. The adhesive grips securely to laptops, water bottles, phone cases, journals, gaming setups, and more without bubbling or lifting.

Visually, the artwork leans hard into vintage cult energy — the kind that feels pulled straight from a late-night double feature. It’s the perfect balance of slasher menace and retro space drama, designed for fans who appreciate deep-cut references rather than surface-level spooky.

Perfect for:

• Horror collectors
• Halloween lovers
• Retro sci-fi fans
• Parody art enthusiasts
• Goth and alternative aesthetic fans
• Convention-goers and sticker collectors

At 3 inches, it’s the ideal accent size — bold enough to stand out, clean enough to layer with your existing sticker setup.

Because let’s be honest…

Anyone can slap on a generic horror decal.

But only the real ones recognize Captain Myers on sight.

Add this cult mashup to your collection before it disappears into the void.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 022666.1 We have reached an undiscovered planet and beamed down for exploration and a basic geographical survey. Upon return to the ship the crew began acting very strange. The date is October 31st. I have replicated a strange mask and am having increasing aggression and thoughts of extreme hostility toward the crew. I have been relieved of duty and placed in Sickbay for observation. I have an overwhelming desire to put on the mask. The doctor does not know I have a phaser rifle and butcher knife stored in my room. I have become obsessed with a crew member, Cadet Strode... she must die.... 

Micheal Myers meets Captain Kirk in our mega-mash up that will have people doing double takes! Premium vinyl stickers sized 3” Weatherproof.